me, circa early 1800s, paying a stable boy a few coppers to ride overnight to deliver you an urgent letter with a thick wax seal that after you struggle to break it just says “bitch!” in tiny little writing
current acpc strategy:
-hoard all the money
-never make any furniture
-buy only clothes because miitomo is dead and this is the only active alternative
-never pay the birds the 10k i owe
-take away everything at campsite and force the only minion i have to play the tambourine endlessly in a barren wasteland with no furniture or decoration whatsoever
